The Setting: Victoria, BC Fairway Grocery Store
A CREEPY OLD MAN approaches me and asks me the following:
"Why do women live longer than men?"
"Why?" I ask.
"Because they don't have wives."
I fake laugh and he starts to walk away. Then he turns around and faces me again.
"Why can't Barbie and Ken do it?"
I knew the answer to this one. "Because they don't have genitals."
He corrects me. "Because Ken comes in another box."
About Me
- gaba
- Seattle, Washington, United States
- I don't have enough time on my hands. I have too much time on my hands.
2 comments:
and then you spit in his face. I hope.
I think he just took delight in the fact that the old man would die before him...
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